The Therapist Is In.

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NOTE: According to Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Parody is defined as:

1. a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2. a feeble or ridiculous imitation

If you find this foolishness entertaining (as we do) you might also enjoy Fred. (Fred is not available for Macintosh users; he's not intelligent enough.) He is another cyber-personality who will converse with you in what Artificial Intelligence people call natural language. To download Fred to your hard disk, click HERE.

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